I believe in Gun Control

Last night the Mrs told me a friend of hers was in favor of gun control. “What do you call that?”

“Anti-gun.” I said.

“What do they call themselves?”

I thought about it a moment and said, “Gun control advocates. But that’s stupid.” Then continuted

“I believe in gun control, that’s what you use to hit your target.”

That was so good I had to blog it.