Cookie Gate


Follow up on the previous highly political and very important cookie bake off.

Investigative reports at NPR and the New York Times have discovered that not only are the pumpkin spice cookies of Ms. Kerry nasty, they aren’t hers.

For months this important fact has been hidden from the people. I demand a immediate recount. Ms. Kerry must submit her own recipe or millions of cooks will be disenfranchised from the political process.